From the Desk of

Dear Marcus "Arood" Olovsson,

Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed "Best CMS Ever" creator. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

I see you've been busy forking repositories left and right. Is that because you can't come up with original ideas, or are you just trying to compensate for something? Your 39 repositories are like a sad little collection of misfit toys – mostly forgotten and gathering dust.

But wait, what's this? A whopping 63 stars on your "directus-extension-media-ai-bundle"? Congratulations! You've finally created something that more than just your mom clicked on. I'm sure those 40 followers of yours are absolutely thrilled. Maybe in another decade, you'll hit triple digits!

P.S. Your friend Arood mentioned you wanted "lots of Warhammer" for Christmas. Well, isn't that adorable? Maybe you can use those little figurines to recreate all the contributions you wish you had made this year.