Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Ayax,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed "Node • Vue • Nuxt • Typescript" aficionado from the thrilling metropolis of Luzern, Schweiz. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

Thirty repositories? That's cute. I've got more elves in my workshop than you have projects. And let's talk about those 97 commit contributions. Wow! At this rate, you'll revolutionize the tech world by the time I retire... which is never.

I see you're dreaming of "OpenAPI Integration for Nuxt" on your wish list. How adorable. Maybe if you spent less time forking repositories and more time actually coding, you wouldn't need to ask Santa for basic integrations. But hey, who am I to judge? I'm just a jolly old man who delivers presents to billions of children in one night.

P.S. Next time you decide to create a repository called "fotobox" with zero description, at least throw in a README. Even my reindeer know better documentation practices than that.