Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Dustin "Blemming" Newell,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "laid-back, motivated" front-end developer from the frozen wasteland of Beloeil. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint freeze in Quebec.

You claim to be a front-end wizard, but your repositories tell a different story. Twenty-two repos? That's cute. I've seen elves with more side projects. And let's talk about those forks – forking other people's work doesn't make you a developer, it makes you a digital kleptomaniac.

I see you're wishing for "no more bugs in your code." Ha! Maybe if you actually wrote some original code instead of just tinkering with your "personal server," you'd have fewer bugs to begin with. But hey, at least you're consistent – consistently mediocre.

P.S. Next time you update your README, try adding some actual achievements. Those fancy icons don't hide the fact that your contributions are as sparse as hair on an elf's feet.