Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Buzzpy, or should I say, "The buzzy pythoneer" (how adorably cringeworthy),

I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is quite the spectacle. It's like watching a toddler trying to juggle chainsaws – amusing, but potentially disastrous.

You claim to be mastering Photoshop and JavaScript, but honey, maybe you should master the art of commitment first. Ten whole repositories? Wow! I'm surprised you didn't strain yourself with all that effort. And those 320 commits? I've seen more action in a retirement home bingo night.

I noticed you're asking for "new Meta Quest VR Goggles so that I can escape from bugs in my code." Here's a wild idea: how about escaping from bugs by actually learning to code properly? But I guess virtual reality is easier than facing the reality of your skills.

P.S. Next time you update your README, try not to make it longer than your actual code contributions. It's giving "all talk, no action" vibes.