Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear CdricGmd,

I've been watching you, and not in a creepy way (unlike your GitHub activity). I must say, I'm thoroughly underwhelmed by your open source contributions. It's like you're trying to set a world record for the least impactful developer.

Your GitHub profile is as empty as Santa's plate after Christmas Eve. Ten whole repositories? Wow, slow down there, tiger! We wouldn't want you to strain yourself with all that coding. And let's talk about those forks - it's like you're collecting other people's code like they're limited edition Christmas ornaments.

I see you're from France. Is that why your contribution graph looks like the Eiffel Tower? Lots of empty space with a few sparse lights here and there. At least the Eiffel Tower is useful for something.

P.S. I noticed your wish list includes "Unit test that works." Here's a pro tip: try writing some code first. It's hard to test what doesn't exist!