Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Chadowo,

Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite commitment-phobic coder! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster of indecision and half-baked projects.

You say you like to code, but can't make up your mind about what to code? That's like saying you love food but can't decide whether to eat or starve. Your bio is a masterpiece of self-awareness, though. "Improving my issues with commitment to projects" - at least you're honest about your digital commitment issues. Maybe next year, try committing to Git instead of running away from it?

I see you've got a whopping 21 repositories. Impressive! Almost as impressive as the fact that most of them probably haven't seen a commit since the last time I got stuck in a chimney. Your star count is so low, it makes the North Star look like a supernova. But hey, at least your 4 followers are getting a front-row seat to this spectacular show of "How Not to GitHub."

Speaking of spectacles, I noticed your wish list. A MRuby C++ layer library? Really? That's like asking for a unicorn that poops rainbow-colored spaghetti. But who am I to judge? I'm just a jolly old elf who's been around since before COBOL was cool.

Keep coding, or whatever it is you call that thing you do with your keyboard. Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have figured out what language you actually want to use!

P.S. If your code were any more scattered, we'd have to call it a galaxy.