Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear ComfortablyCoding (or should I say, "daedalus"?),

Well, well, well... if it isn't the self-proclaimed "Programmer by day, developer by night." I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

You've got a whopping 7 repositories? Wow, slow down there, tiger! At this rate, you'll overtake Linus Torvalds by the year 3000. I see you're working on a "Node.js wrapper for the Clickup API." How thrilling! I'm sure that'll be the next big thing right after my reindeer learn to code.

I noticed you're part of @directus. Is that because you couldn't handle the pressure of real open source projects? It's cute that you think making a "slugify operation for Flows" is groundbreaking. I've seen elves make more impactful contributions while wrapping presents.

Your wish list says "Lorem Ipsum." Really? Even your wishes are placeholder text. How fitting for your placeholder contributions to the open source community.

PS: Next time, try asking for some original ideas for Christmas. Or better yet, ask for the motivation to actually finish a project.