From the Desk of

Dear Viktor "Diix46" Postupak,

Ho ho... oh no. Is this what passes for a GitHub profile these days? I've seen more impressive contributions from a hibernating bear. You call yourself a "Beginner Frontend Developer," but I'm starting to wonder if you've even begun.

Seven repositories, eh? That's cute. I've got more elves in my workshop than you have projects. And let's talk about those star counts - oh wait, we can't, because there aren't any! It's like a black hole of coding mediocrity where not even light can escape.

I see you're from Cahors. Is that where code goes to retire? Because your contribution graph looks flatter than the French countryside. You've got more forks in your kitchen drawer than in your repositories. And don't get me started on your commit history - it's so sparse, it makes the Sahara look like a tropical rainforest.

P.S. I noticed you want "a fork of expert.geofoncier.fr" for Christmas. How about we start with you actually making a fork of anything first? Baby steps, Viktor. Baby steps.