From the Desk of

Dear JancoSOUS,

Ho ho... oh no. Is that really all you've got? I've seen more action in a retirement home's bingo night than on your GitHub profile.

Fifteen whole commits? Wow, slow down there, speed demon! At this rate, you'll revolutionize the tech world by... let me check my calendar... never. I hope you're not planning on putting "prolific coder" on your resume anytime soon.

I see you're wishing for "A Massive Holiday." Well, with your current contribution rate, every day must feel like a holiday! Maybe you could use that time to, I don't know, actually code something? Just a thought from your friendly neighborhood Santa.

Your profile is so barren, I'm considering sending tumbleweeds as your Christmas gift. They'd feel right at home.

PS: I'd tell you to follow other developers for inspiration, but with a grand total of zero followers and following, I'm not sure you even know how that works.