Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Jaseyacey (if that's even your real name),

I've been watching you, and not in the creepy way that your React Native apps probably watch their users. I see you've been busy this year, though "busy" might be a generous term for what you've been up to.

Ah, 88 repositories! Impressive... if quantity over quality was the goal. I particularly enjoyed your "ibiza-bed-checker". Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like automating your beach bum lifestyle. At least you're consistent in your commitment to avoiding real work.

I noticed you're learning TypeScript. Good choice! Maybe now you can type your way out of the mess of JavaScript spaghetti code you've been serving up. And speaking of serving, your "dynamic-pricing-restaurants" project? Let's hope it's more successful than your attempt at cooking a balanced meal.

PS: TypeScript is on its way. Maybe it'll help you understand why your code keeps ending up on the naughty list.