Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear JayShoe (if that's even your real name),

I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as empty as a Christmas stocking hung by a naughty child. You've got 22 repositories, but most of them are as useful as a chocolate teapot in the North Pole.

I see you're quite the Teensy enthusiast. Is that because your contributions are equally teensy? Your TEENSY_4.0_AUDIO_TOOLKIT has 9 whole stars! Wow, that's almost double digits! I'm sure those 3 followers of yours are absolutely thrilled.

You've asked for a new instrument on your wish list. Maybe you should try the world's smallest violin? It would be perfect for playing a sad tune about your 0 commit contributions this year. But hey, at least you've made 5 whole issue contributions! That's practically saving the open-source world, one complaint at a time.

P.S. Next time you fork a repository, try actually doing something with it. Your fork collection is starting to look like my plate after the elves' annual "experimental" cookie bake-off - full, but utterly useless.