From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Ho Ho... Oh No!
Dear LZylstra,
Well, well, well... if it isn't the ghost of repositories past! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride. Or should I say, a slow, creaky carousel?
You've got 32 repositories, but let's be real, most of them are as active as a sloth on vacation. Your "budget-tracker-app" hasn't seen a commit since June 2024. Are you tracking your budget in Monopoly money now? And don't get me started on your "project-tracker" repos. They're so neglected, they've started tracking dust bunnies instead of projects!
I see you're living it up in Santa Clara, CA. Is that why your contributions graph looks like a flat line? Too much sunshine and not enough coding? Maybe it's time to put down the sunscreen and pick up the keyboard. Remember, code doesn't write itself... though looking at your profile, one might think it does!
P.S. I noticed "fuzzy socks" on your wish list. With your current contribution rate, you might want to add "motivation" and "commitment" to that list too. Just a thought!
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa