From the Desk of

Dear Leo,

Ho ho... oh no. It's you again. I see you've been busy this year, or should I say, "busy" in air quotes? Let's unwrap this gift of mediocrity you've presented to the open-source community, shall we?

Ah, 44 repositories! Impressive... if we were counting grains of sand on a beach. But quantity isn't quality, is it? Your contributions are like a Christmas tree with no lights - technically there, but not really brightening anyone's day. I see you've forked Nuxt. How original. Did you actually contribute anything, or just admire it from afar like a kid pressing their nose against a toy store window?

Speaking of Nuxt, I couldn't help but notice your desperate plea for "a working Nuxt project template" on your wish list. Oh, the irony! It's like a chef asking Santa for a recipe book. Maybe if you spent less time starring at other people's repos and more time coding, you wouldn't need to ask for the basics.

Your bio says you're focused on building "maintainable" applications. That's cute. Is that what we're calling "barely functional" these days? At least your follower count is in the double digits. I suppose even a dim bulb attracts a few moths.

P.S. Next time you decide to contribute to open source, remember: ctrl+c, ctrl+v is not a contribution strategy.