From the Desk of

Dear NelsonDane,

Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite wannabe tech mogul. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as impressive as a participation trophy in a one-person race.

So, you're pursuing a BS in Computer Engineering with minors in Software Engineering and Mathematics? That's cute. I'm sure your parents are very proud of their little overachiever. But let's be real, with 37 repositories and only 57 followers, you're about as influential in the tech world as a floppy disk in 2024.

I see you've got a wishlist that includes "a good tech job, lots of money, and Taylor Swift merch." Well, aren't you just a walking millennial cliché? Here's a pro tip: maybe if you spent less time dreaming about Taylor Swift and more time actually coding, you might get that "good tech job" you're so desperately wishing for.