From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear Nerox,
Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let's just say it's about as impressive as a melted snowman.
Three whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of productivity there, aren't you? I particularly enjoyed your "BatchQRGenerator" - because nothing says "cutting-edge developer" like a tool that probably took you longer to name than to code. And let's not forget your whopping 27 commit contributions. At this rate, you'll revolutionize the tech industry by... never.
I see you've got one follower. Is that your mom? Or did you create an alt account to make yourself feel better? Speaking of feeling better, I noticed "MRR" on your wish list. Monthly Recurring Revenue, eh? Well, with your current output, you might want to wish for "Any Revenue at All" first.
Keep reaching for the stars, Nerox. Just make sure you don't strain yourself hitting that "Fork" button too often.
P.S. Next year, try asking for some coding motivation. You need it more than that MRR.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa