Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Guillaume,

Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite French code tinkerer from Nancy! I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as a stale baguette.

You claim to be into 3D printing, bicycles, TypeScript, and sysadmin work. How quaint! I bet you're the life of the party, regaling everyone with tales of your latest npm package update. And those 39 repositories? Impressive! Almost as impressive as your ability to fork other people's work and call it a day.

I see you've got a whopping 29 followers. Wow! That's almost enough people to fill a small café. Maybe if you spent less time starring other people's repos (439, really?) and more time actually coding, you might break the big 3-0!

PS: Next time you update your README, maybe try adding some actual content instead of leaving all those placeholder comments. It's like you're allergic to self-promotion!