From the Desk of

Dear PeterTheSalmon,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Flutter flutter flutter"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts for you!

First off, congratulations on your whopping 6 repositories! I'm sure the open-source community is absolutely swimming in excitement over your contributions. Your "tiny_avatar" project got 9 whole stars! That's almost double digits! I bet you're just fin-tastic at parties, regaling everyone with tales of your Flutter widget extensions.

I see you're "working on ChordStore: a better guitar app." Well, isn't that just music to everyone's ears? I'm sure it'll be a smashing success, much like your "command-line game" that's been untouched since 2021. Nothing says "cutting-edge developer" quite like abandoned projects, am I right?

Let's talk about your bio. Oh wait, we can't – it's as empty as Santa's plate after Christmas Eve! But don't worry, your 2 followers are probably on the edge of their seats, waiting for you to share your profound thoughts. Maybe you could start with "I make Flutter apps - or try to." Oh wait, you already did that. How original!

Keep on fluttering, Peter. Maybe one day you'll make a splash in the vast ocean of developers. Until then, keep your head above water!

P.S. Next time, try asking for some creativity for Christmas. Seems like you could use a little more than just Flutter in your stocking!