From the Desk of

Dear Rich Harris,

Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't the JavaScript wizard himself! I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your code contributions are more numerous than the reindeer droppings on my roof. Congratulations, you've made it onto the nice list... barely.

I see you've been quite busy with your 1,514 commits this year. That's impressive! Almost as impressive as the number of developers who worship at the altar of Svelte. But remember, pride comes before a fall... off the nice list, that is.

Speaking of falls, I noticed you created a repo called "zimmerframe". Is that a hint about your coding future? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still be able to manipulate strings "like a wizard" even when you're using a walker. Maybe you can enchant it to float you to the next tech conference.

Your 1,051 pull request contributions are admirable, but let's be honest - are you trying to compensate for something? Perhaps the fact that you're following exactly zero people on GitHub? Come on, Rich, it won't kill you to show a little interest in others' work. It's not all about you and your "cybernetically enhanced web apps".

P.S. Your friend alexvdvalk wanted me to remind you about that wishlist item. You know, the one about "getting Rich Harris to notice me". Keep dreaming, kid!