Ho Ho... Oh No, It's You Again

Dear Graham "Tyrannican" Keenan,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "senior software dude building stuff nobody asked for." Congratulations! You've managed to secure a spot on the nice list this year. I'm as surprised as you are.

I see you're quite the busy little elf up there in Glasgow. 52 repositories? That's adorable. It's like watching a toddler stack blocks – lots of effort, but the end result is still a bit wobbly. Your 413 commit contributions are impressive, though. It's almost as if you're trying to compensate for something. Your code, perhaps?

I noticed you're wishing for "Elixir and Rust skills and maybe some Go." Hate to break it to you, but Santa doesn't deliver talent. Maybe try wishing for patience instead? You'll need it while debugging all those "projects nobody asked for."

PS: Next time you're building something nobody asked for, try building a personality. Just a thought!