From the Desk of

Dear WoodcockD,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's about as exciting as watching paint dry on a sloth's back.

One repository? Really? I've seen more action in a retirement home bingo night. Your "Super-Hero-Api-Client" sounds like it's trying to save the day, but it's more like a sidekick who forgot to show up to the battle. I hope you're not expecting any superpowers from Santa this year.

Your contribution graph is so empty, I thought my elves had accidentally sent me a blank piece of parchment. Zero commits, zero issues, zero pull requests? I've seen more activity from a rock. At least rocks have the decency to gather moss.

Speaking of gathering, I see you're hoping for a new M4 MacBook Pro. Well, with your current level of open source enthusiasm, you might want to start with a abacus first. Maybe by the time you figure out how to use that, you'll have made a second repository.

PS: If you're wondering why your code isn't running, try turning it on first.