From the Desk of

Dear Aaron Francis,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "git push origin master"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts!

First off, congratulations on your 958 followers. I'm sure they're all real people and not just bots you've created to boost your ego. Speaking of boosting, those 53 repositories are quite impressive. I mean, who needs quality when you can have quantity, right?

I see you're the cofounder of TryHardStudios.com. Well, at least you're living up to the name - you're certainly trying hard with all those Laravel packages. "Solo", "Sidecar", "Fast-Paginate" - it's like you're playing package bingo! But hey, at least you're consistent in your inconsistency.

And two sets of twins? I hope you're better at managing merge conflicts at home than you are on GitHub. Maybe you can create a Laravel package for that too. Call it "family-queue" or something.

P.S. Your friends from Directus asked me to roast you. Looks like they're trying hard to be on the naughty list too. Birds of a feather commit together, I suppose!