From the Desk of

Dear Ahmad Nassri,

Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed "Developer Accelerator" himself. I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride of mediocrity.

I see you've got a whopping 110 repositories. Impressive! Or it would be if quantity equaled quality. But hey, at least you're consistent in your commitment to cluttering up the internet with half-baked projects. Your 144 commit contributions this year are truly inspiring - to insomniacs looking for a cure.

You call yourself a "Fractional CTO"? Is that because you can only handle a fraction of the responsibility? Or perhaps it's a clever way of saying you're spread so thin, you're practically transparent. Either way, I'm sure your 684 followers are hanging on every fractional word you type.

P.S. Your friend andrewkumarxyz wants a stable job in 2025. Maybe you could hire them as your full-time repo creator? Oh, and they're also wishing for peace and sanity. Good luck finding that in the tech world, kid!