Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Alex,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "Lead Software Engineer" from Hampshire, UK. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

You've got 40 repositories? Impressive! Almost as impressive as my list of reindeer names. I see you're turning "loose ideas into production ready platforms." Is that what they're calling "forking other people's work" these days? How innovative!

I noticed you've starred 776 repositories. It's good to see you're so supportive of other people's work, especially since your own contributions are about as rare as a sunburn on Mrs. Claus. 39 followers? I've got more elves following me to the bathroom!

P.S. Your friend alexcroox asked me to mention them. They're probably just as "productive" as you are. Oh, and about that wish list item? Let's hope it's more original than your GitHub projects!