From the Desk of

Dear Alex "Not-a-Player" Dresko,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "git push git push git push"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some coal-d hard facts for you!

First off, 79 repositories? That's cute. I've got more elves in my workshop than you have repos. But quantity isn't quality, is it? Your HSPI project has a whopping 11 stars! Congratulations, you're practically the North Star of HomeSeer plugins. I'm sure those 11 people are very grateful for your "framework."

I see you're "not a player," you just "code a lot." Well, with 19 followers and 3 following, it seems you're not playing the social game either. Is your code so brilliant it speaks for itself, or are you just too busy forking other people's work to make friends?

Speaking of forks, I noticed you've got a fork of the Marlin 3D printer firmware. Planning on 3D printing some friends? Or maybe you're trying to automate your way to a social life. Either way, I hope that new computer you're wishing for can render those relationships faster than your current one.

PS: Remember, Alex, in the grand repository of life, it's not about how many commits you push, but how many hearts your code touches. Maybe in 2024, you'll finally merge that pull request for a personality upgrade!