From the Desk of

Dear alfl,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no" to your GitHub profile? I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your open source contributions are about as sparse as Rudolph's antlers in spring!

Five whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of productivity there, aren't you? I see you've mastered the art of creating projects and then abandoning them faster than a melting snowman. That "keytool" repo is looking pretty lonely without any stars or forks. Is it the key to your success? Because if so, I think you might need a locksmith!

I noticed you're a "Founder" according to your bio. Founder of what? The "Minimal Contribution Club"? Your one pull request contribution is truly groundbreaking. I bet the open source community is just buzzing with excitement over your revolutionary impact. Keep up this pace, and you might hit double digits by the time I retire!

P.S. Your friend andrewkumarxyz seems to have some interesting wishes. Maybe you two can bond over your shared love of "technical co-founders that are not crazy" - though with your GitHub activity, you might have better luck finding those AI co-founders in 2025!