
From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear Andreas,
Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "print('Ho ho ho!')"? I see you're quite the Python enthusiast. It's adorable how you think that putting 'Hello World' in your bio makes you a real programmer. Bless your heart.
I've been watching your GitHub activity, and I must say, I'm thoroughly underwhelmed. Five whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of open source contribution there, aren't you? And let's not even get started on your one lonely pull request. I've seen elves with more commits than you, and they're busy making toys all year!
But hey, at least you're consistent. Your wish for "less bugs and more time for coding" is hilarious considering you barely code at all! Maybe if you spent less time starring other people's repos and more time actually contributing, you wouldn't need to wish for more coding time.
PS: Next time you fork a repo, try adding some actual value to it. It's called 'open source', not 'open lurk'!
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa