From the Desk of

Dear Andrew Kumar,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no" to your GitHub contributions? I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a sleigh.

You claim to be a VP of Customer Solutions, but it seems the only solution you've found is how to fork repositories without actually contributing anything. Seven repositories, all forks, and zero original contributions? That's a Christmas miracle of laziness!

I see you're wishing for "AI that makes my github look better". Well, my jolly friend, not even the most advanced AI could polish this turd of a profile. Maybe instead of asking for AI, you should try using your own intelligence to actually write some code!

Your bio says you're at Uniform, but there's nothing uniform about your scattered, non-existent contributions. It's like you're trying to win a contest for "Most Inconsistent Developer of the Year".

P.S. Your friend andrewkumarxyz seems to think you need help with your GitHub profile. They're not wrong! Maybe they can lend you a hand with that AI to make your GitHub look better. Spoiler alert: it's going to need a Christmas miracle!