Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Arash "Ari" Sheyda,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed "intuitive" developer from the frozen wasteland of Alberta. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your code is about as intuitive as a polar bear trying to use a smartphone.

I see you've been busy with your 65 repositories. Impressive! Almost as impressive as the number of bugs you've probably introduced. Your "nuxt-mongoose" project has 76 stars? I'm shocked - that's 76 more than I expected. Maybe people just feel sorry for you.

You've made 194 commit contributions this year. That's cute. I make more commits to my naughty list database before breakfast. And speaking of naughty, your wish for "a new apple monitor" is noted. Perhaps you should wish for some original ideas instead?

P.S. Next time you're working on the Nuxt framework, try to make it actually intuitive. Your bio says "✟", but your code makes me want to pray for divine intervention.