Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Siddharth "reaper" Gelera,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the "just another developer" from India. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as stable as your username suggests - barely human!

I see you've got 438 repositories. Quantity over quality, eh? I bet half of those are just failed attempts at making "DumbJS" actually smart. And speaking of dumb, your bio claims you're "just another developer." Well, congratulations on setting the bar so low even Santa's elves could trip over it!

You've got 275 followers? I'm surprised you haven't scared them off with your 2594 commit contributions. That's a lot of code, reaper. Are you trying to kill open source or just torture it slowly? And don't get me started on your wish for "a better open source career." Maybe if you spent less time creating organizations like "TinyTown.Studio" and more time actually coding, you wouldn't need to wish for that!

P.S. Your friend barelyhuman asked me to roast you. Seems like even your friends want to see you burn! Oh, and about that "better open source career" you're wishing for? Maybe start by contributing something that doesn't make developers want to go back to punch cards!