From the Desk of

Dear B.J. Pate,

Ho ho... oh no. Is that really all you've got? I've seen more activity in a graveyard than on your GitHub profile. Your contributions are so sparse, I had to check if my glasses were fogged up from all the hot cocoa I've been drinking.

Two starred repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of open source enthusiasm there, aren't you? I bet you think double-clicking the star button counts as a workout. At this rate, you'll be a coding superstar by the time Rudolph's nose burns out.

I see you're following two users. Let me guess, one's your alt account and the other's Stack Overflow, right? And zero followers? Well, at least you're consistent in your commitment to digital solitude. Your wish for "a peaceful and calm Christmas" is pretty much guaranteed - your GitHub activity is already putting everyone to sleep.

P.S. Next year, maybe ask for some coding motivation in your letter to me. Or just ask for coal - it might be more useful at this point.