From the Desk of
Open Source Santa Claus
Dear Christopher Jennings,
Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't the "open source enthusiast" who's about as active as a sloth on vacation. I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the snooze fest!
Ah, I see you've graced us with a whopping ONE commit contribution this year. Bravo! I'm sure the open source community is absolutely buzzing with excitement over your groundbreaking "my-new-repo". What's next? "my-newer-repo"? The suspense is killing me!
I noticed you're following 20 people. Trying to learn through osmosis, are we? Because heaven forbid you actually contribute something substantial. And those 51 repositories? I'm sure they're all bustling hubs of innovation and not just digital cobweb collectors.
P.S. Your friend ChristopherJennings (wait, that's you roasting yourself? How delightfully meta!) mentioned you want your life back. Have you checked your repositories? I think I saw it gathering dust next to your coding motivation.
Sarcastically yours,
Salty Open Source Santa