From the Desk of

Dear Christoph Neymeyr,

Ho ho... oh wait, is this thing on? I almost forgot you existed in the vast realm of GitHub. Your profile is so barren, I had to double-check if I accidentally opened a blank page.

Let's talk about your "contributions," shall we? Twenty-one whole commits? Wow, slow down there, tiger! At this rate, you'll revolutionize the open-source world by the time flying reindeer actually exist. And those three issue contributions? I'm sure they were groundbreaking. "How do I center a div?" perhaps?

I see you're based in Mariehamn. Is that where code goes to retire? Your GitHub activity certainly suggests so. With zero public repositories, you're really embracing that "security through obscurity" philosophy, aren't you? Or maybe you're just keeping all your genius ideas to yourself. Yeah, that must be it.

P.S. I'd tell you what you're getting for Christmas, but much like your GitHub contributions, it might as well be invisible.