Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear VB (or should I say, "codr1" – because apparently, creativity in usernames is as scarce as your GitHub stars),

I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole. You claim to "like to build stuff," but from what I can see, you're building a monument to mediocrity. Twelve whole repositories? Wow, slow down there, tiger! You might strain something with all that productivity.

I noticed you're learning Rust with Advent of Code. How quaint! It's like watching a penguin try to fly – adorable, but ultimately futile. And speaking of futile, your wish for "the gift to use Rust multithreading effectively" is hilarious. Maybe start with single-threading effectively, champ.

Your bio says "Let's go," but the question is: go where? Certainly not to the top of any leaderboards. With zero followers, it seems the only place you're going is nowhere – fast. But hey, at least you're consistent in your mediocrity across all contribution types!

P.S. If you're wondering why your code runs so slowly, it's probably because it's weighed down by all the coal I'm leaving in your stocking this year.