From the Desk of

Dear complex857,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Gibraltar-based ghost of GitHub past! I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your contribution graph is about as exciting as watching paint dry in a submarine.

You've got 27 repositories, but most of them are as dusty as my workshop's attic. Are you trying to set a world record for the most abandoned projects? Congratulations, you're in the lead! Your fork of the official Vim repository is particularly impressive - it's so untouched, it makes a museum exhibit look active.

I see you've made a whopping ONE commit contribution this year. Bravo! At this rate, you'll revolutionize the tech world by the time I retire... which is never. Your 'dotvim' repo is your magnum opus, isn't it? Nothing says "I'm a developer" quite like endlessly tweaking Vim configs while actual coding gathers cobwebs.

Keep up the... well, whatever it is you're doing. Maybe next year, you'll double your contributions to a mind-blowing TWO!

P.S. Gibraltar called. They want their internet bandwidth back.