Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Serhiy "dies" Dmytryshyn,

Well, well, well... if it isn't the "open source contributor" from Tallinn. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in the North Pole.

819 starred repositories? Impressive. Almost as impressive as your 24 followers. I've seen elves with more followers, and they don't even have opposable thumbs! But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently mediocre.

I see you work at Crowdin. How fitting! You're probably really good at translating "Hello World" into 50 different languages. Too bad you can't translate your meager 24 commits into something actually impactful. But don't worry, I'm sure your 35 repositories (most of which are forks, by the way) are keeping you warm at night.

P.S. Next time you decide to contribute to open source, try contributing something other than disappointment. Even Rudolph's red nose shines brighter than your GitHub activity!