From the Desk of

Dear Fabrizio "The Phantom Coder" Picca,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "No no no"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in Milan. Seven whole repositories? Wow, you're really pushing the boundaries of productivity there, aren't you?

I see you've mastered the art of forking repositories. It's almost as if you're trying to create your own little forest of unoriginal code. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently underwhelming, that is. Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland with a few sparse oases of activity. Are you trying to conserve your keyboard's lifespan?

I noticed you're asking for Copilot for Christmas. That's adorable. Maybe with AI assistance, you'll finally be able to push more than six commits in a year. But let's be real, even Copilot might struggle to find inspiration in your GitHub ghost town.

P.S. Next year, try contributing something other than crickets chirping. Your profile is so quiet, I can hear the sound of potential employers scrolling past it.