Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Girish "Android Addict" Garg,

Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed Android aficionado! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's been quite the rollercoaster ride of mediocrity.

I see you're "learning Golang." That's adorable. Maybe by the time you master it, we'll all be communicating telepathically with our smartphones. But hey, at least you're branching out from your endless Android obsession, right?

Speaking of obsessions, I couldn't help but notice your wishlist item: "a big project that I am able to sell for millions." Oh, sweetie. With 73 repositories and only 13 stars on your most popular project, I'd say you're about as close to that goal as I am to delivering presents via electric sleigh. But keep dreaming big, champ!

Your bio proudly states "I like Android Dev." Well, isn't that a shocking revelation! I never would have guessed from your 103 commit contributions, most of which probably involve changing a button color from forest green to emerald green. Groundbreaking stuff, truly.