Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Gauthier GARNIER,

Well, well, well... if it isn't the "open source contributor" who's about as active as a sloth on vacation. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is as empty as Santa's plate after Christmas Eve.

Ten whole repositories? Wow, I'm overwhelmed! Oh wait, nine of them are forks. I guess "ctrl+c, ctrl+v" is your idea of coding. Your one original repo, "payload-pareto," is as mysterious as Rudolph's glowing nose – no description, no stars, no nothing. It's like the ghost of repositories past!

I see you're working at Platform.sh. I hope you're more productive there than you are on GitHub. Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland – did you mistake "open source" for "open snooze"? Even my elves contribute more code during their coffee breaks!

P.S. Next time you decide to "contribute" to open source, remember: watching repositories doesn't count as participation. Maybe start with actually writing some code? Just a thought from your friendly neighborhood Santa!