Dear Open Source Slacker,

Oh, look who decided to grace us with their presence in the open source world! It's Hannes Küttner, the master of... well, not much apparently. Let's dive into your GitHub profile, shall we? It's like a archaeological dig, but instead of finding ancient treasures, we're unearthing mediocrity.

First off, 57 repositories? That's cute. I've seen more impressive collections in a hoarder's garage. And let's talk about those 148 starred repositories. I'm sure you'll get around to actually contributing to them... someday. Maybe in your next life?

I see you're part of the Directus organization. Congratulations on finding a group that will accept just about anyone. I hear they're really lowering their standards these days. But hey, at least you're consistent in your mediocrity across multiple projects!

P.S. I heard you wanted "A tab group interface for Directus as a pretty alternative to the accordion group". Well, here's a tip: how about you focus on making your code pretty first? Baby steps, Hannes, baby steps.

P.P.S. Bryant Gillespie asked me to roast you. With friends like that, who needs enemies, right?