From the Desk of

Dear Harry "The Forker" Spink,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "git clone ho ho ho"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy oh boy, it's quite the spectacle. Let's unwrap this digital disaster, shall we?

First off, 10 repositories? That's cute. I've seen elves with more original creations in their sleep. But wait, what's this? 7 out of 10 are forks? Oh, Harry, Harry, Harry. You're like the DJ of the coding world - always playing someone else's tunes. At least you're consistent in your lack of originality.

I see you're based in Bristol. Is that where creativity goes to hibernate? Your bio says "freelance software developer," but from the looks of it, you're more of a "free-loading code borrower." 184 starred repositories? Ah, I get it now - you're an excellent window shopper. Maybe next year, you'll actually contribute to one of them.

Now, about that wish list of yours. A new bike, eh? How about wishing for some original ideas instead? Or perhaps a "Git for Dummies" book? I hear it's great for aspiring copy-paste artists like yourself.

Remember, Harry, in the world of open source, it's better to give than to receive. But in your case, maybe it's better if you just... don't.

P.S. Next time you fork a repo, try adding a star. It's the least you can do for the poor souls whose code you're "borrowing."