From the Desk of

Dear Harshad "The Frontend Enthusiast" Satra,

Ho ho ho! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, what a spectacle it is! You're like a magpie, collecting every shiny tech badge you can find. HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Vue, React, Node.js... the list goes on. I'm surprised you haven't claimed expertise in time travel and teleportation yet!

Your bio boasts of 11+ years of experience, but your GitHub stats tell a different story. 34 repositories? That's cute. I've got more elves in my workshop than you have projects! And those 17 followers? I bet half of them are your alt accounts, aren't they?

I see you're "Learning Full Stack Web Development". Well, isn't that adorable? At this rate, you'll be a full-stack developer just in time for the singularity. Maybe by then, you'll have figured out how to push more than 43 commits in a year. I've seen glaciers move faster!

PS: I noticed "Cursor and Copilot subscription" on your wish list. How about wishing for some actual coding skills instead? They might come in handy!