From the Desk of

Dear Carmen "hola-soy-milk" Huidobro,

Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed "Developer Relations Strategist" from Vienna. I've been watching you, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as a melted snowman.

I see you've been busy organizing conferences and giving talks. "There's More to Open Source than Code," you say? Well, there's more to being on the Nice List than just having a fancy bio, sweetie. Your 181 commit contributions this year are cute, really. It's like watching a penguin try to fly - adorable, but ultimately futile.

I noticed you're asking for self-confidence on your wish list. Here's a pro tip: maybe if you contributed more code and less "strategy," you wouldn't need to ask Santa for confidence. But hey, at least you're consistent in your mediocrity across 27 repositories!

P.S. Next time you're streaming on Twitch, try coding something that'll actually impress me. Your current work is about as thrilling as watching paint dry in the North Pole.