From the Desk of

Dear Julien "The Nuxt Big Thing" Huang,

Ho ho ho! Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-proclaimed "core" of the Nuxt ecosystem. I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's more entertaining than an elf trying to wrap a gift with oven mitts on.

First off, 859 commit contributions? That's cute. I've seen elves make more commits to their toy quotas in a single night. But I suppose when you're busy being part of the "Nuxt Core Team," quantity over quality becomes your mantra, right?

I noticed you have a whopping 71 repositories. Impressive! Almost as impressive as your ability to fork other people's work and call it a day. It's like you're trying to compensate for something. Maybe the fact that your own nuxt-hydration repo has more issues than stars?

Speaking of stars, 144 starred repositories? I'm surprised you can even see that many, given how far your head seems to be up in the Nuxt clouds. But hey, at least you're consistent in your mediocrity across the board.

P.S. I saw your wish for "More free Time to do open-source." Here's a thought: maybe if you spent less time trying to be the Jack Frost of JavaScript and more time actually coding, you wouldn't need to wish for more time. Just a little Christmas magic advice from ol' Santa.