From the Desk of

Dear Isaiah,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Hello World"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy oh boy, what a thrilling adventure that's been. About as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Commodore 64.

I see you've created a whopping two repositories this year. Two! At this rate, you'll revolutionize the tech industry by the time I'm delivering presents in my flying Tesla sleigh. Your "htmljscomments" project? A true masterpiece of simplicity. So simple, in fact, it makes a "Hello World" program look like quantum computing.

But wait, there's more! Your personal website repository is a beacon of... well, existence. It's there, and that's something, right? With zero stars and zero issues, it's clear you're keeping it exclusive. Very exclusive. Like a secret club where even you forgot the password.

You wished for "the patience and grit to keep on improving my programming skills." Well, dear Isaiah, at your current pace, you'll need the patience of a sloth on vacation and the grit of a sandcastle in a hurricane. As for that "decent PC" you want, maybe start with a decent commit history first?

PS: Keep coding, kid. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was a stack overflow reputation.