Ho Ho... Oh No!

Dear Istvan Olah,

I've been watching you from the North Pole, and let me tell you, your GitHub profile is about as exciting as watching paint dry in Romania. Congratulations on your 11 repositories – I'm sure your mom is very proud.

I see you're working at 8x8. Is that the number of lines of code you write per year? Your contribution graph looks like a barren wasteland. I've seen more action in a retirement home bingo night than in your GitHub activity.

I noticed your wish list includes "no bugs, no contact with QA questions, happy tests." Well, here's a newsflash: wishing for bug-free code is like asking for a unicorn that poops rainbows. Maybe if you actually contributed more, you'd have fewer bugs to worry about!

P.S. Your profile says you're from Cluj-Napoca. Is that where developers go to hibernate?