From the Desk of

Dear itsmarsu,

Ho ho... oh no. What do we have here? A developer who claims to "type coode at compunter"? Well, at least you're honest about your typos. I suppose that's more than we can say for your contributions this year.

I've been watching you, Marius, and I must say, I'm thoroughly underwhelmed. Your GitHub profile is about as empty as a programmer's social calendar on a Friday night. One lonely repository? I've seen more action in a retirement home's bingo night.

You've managed to amass a whopping 14 followers. Congratulations! That's almost as many people as there are in your immediate family. But hey, at least you're following 18 people. It's good to see you're an expert at stalking... I mean, "networking".

P.S. Your friend vanling seems to think you need "a lot of 100% passing php tests all the time". Maybe start with writing some actual code first? Just a thought from your friendly neighborhood Santa.