From the Desk of

Dear Jakob "The Fork Whisperer" Wenzel,

Ho ho ho! I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts. Let's unwrap this digital disaster, shall we?

First off, 36 repositories? That's cute. I've seen elves with more side projects than that. But wait, what's this? Half of them are forks! Congratulations, you've mastered the art of the "Copy-Paste Coder." I'm sure your 18 followers are thoroughly impressed by your ability to click that "Fork" button.

Speaking of impressive, your MensaGuthaben app has a whopping 116 stars! That's almost as many as the number of times you've probably checked your own balance. It's heartwarming to see you're so dedicated to helping students figure out if they can afford their next schnitzel.

Lastly, let's talk about your contributions. Eight whole commits this year? Wow, slow down there, speed demon! At this rate, you'll single-handedly revolutionize the open-source world by the time I retire... in about 1000 years.

P.S. I saw "Posterstrips" on your wish list. Maybe you can use them to stick some actual original code to your GitHub profile?