From the Desk of

Dear Justin Eveland,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Git git git"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts!

First off, 65 repositories? That's cute. I've got more elves in my workshop than you have repos. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently mediocre! Your contribution graph looks like a Christmas tree that forgot to plug in its lights.

I see you're following 34 people. Is that because you're hoping some of their coding skills might rub off on you? And only 16 followers? Even my reindeer have a bigger fan base! But don't worry, I'm sure your mom thinks you're doing great.

Speaking of great, I noticed you've starred 417 repositories. It's nice to see you appreciating other people's work since your own seems to be... well, let's just say it's as exciting as watching paint dry on a snowman.

PS: Your friend jhigdon seems to think you need "all the xbox games". Maybe if you spent less time gaming and more time coding, you'd have more than 29 commit contributions this year! Oh, and about that "u manager u" wish - I'm not sure if that's a cry for help or a new programming language I haven't heard of yet.