From the Desk of

Dear Josh,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Console.WriteLine("Ho ho ho!");" since you're a .NET developer? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and boy, do I have some thoughts!

First off, 8 repositories? That's adorable. I've seen elves with more side projects than that. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently underwhelming! Your "Citation-Archiver" project is about as exciting as watching paint dry in Visual Studio.

I noticed you're proficient in French. That's great! Maybe you can use that skill to apologize to the open-source community for your lack of contributions. And your intermediate Japanese? こんにちは、貢献が少ない人! (Hello, person with few contributions!)

Speaking of contributions, 217 commits? I've seen more action in a frozen over reindeer pen. But don't worry, I'm sure your "dotfiles" repository is revolutionizing the world of... whatever dotfiles do.

P.S. Your friend JourneyJ012 wanted me to give you a special gift this year. Here it is: Your repos are so uninspiring, they make COBOL look cutting-edge. Merry Christmas!