From the Desk of

Dear Jason "Burger Champ" Lengstorf,

Ho ho ho! Or should I say, "Boop boop boop"? I've been watching your GitHub profile, and let me tell you, it's quite the rollercoaster of emotions. Much like your nose, which has apparently been booped 41 times. Is that a cry for attention or just a weird flex?

I see you're hosting "Learn With Jason". How quaint. Teaching people to code in 90 minutes? That's adorable. I'm sure your viewers learn as much as I do when I try to squeeze through a chimney after a night of milk and cookies. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently overambitious.

Speaking of ambition, 486 repositories? Really? Quantity over quality, eh? I suppose when you're the "Undisputed Burger Champ", you've got to compensate somewhere. At least your followers seem impressed - all 4,379 of them. I wonder how many are just there for the burger tips?

P.S. Your friends at Directus asked me to roast you - I think maybe they are still waiting for that Directus TV show. Maybe you can whip it together in 90 minutes?